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#1 User is offline   Bettydnz 

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:05 AM

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at
a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon.
They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in their
perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the
perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want
to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect
babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa
Claus, somehow they got into an accident.
Two people died and 1 lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:18 AM

LOL - An't that the truth!
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#3 User is offline   mspace 

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 07:58 AM

Bettydnz, on Jan 17, 08:05, said:

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident.
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Must've been the "perfect woman" doing the driving! :D
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