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#1 User is offline   The Mother 

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Post icon  Posted 01 May 2009 - 10:18 AM

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus...

He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that the octopus can play any musical instrument in the world."
Everyone in the bar laughs and calls him an idiot.

"Ok, I'll give £10 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.
A man walks up with a guitar and gives it to the octopus.

The octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar owner pays up.
Another man walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. The trumpet-owner coughs up.
Then Jock puts some bagpipes on the table. The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then backs off with a confused look.

"Ha! Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says: "Play it? I'm going to shag it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off."

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 10:48 AM

:D :) :D :huh: :huh:

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Posted 01 May 2009 - 02:35 PM

OMG thats great! :huh: :D :) :D
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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:58 PM

:D :mil: :lol:
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Posted 06 May 2009 - 08:56 AM

:D :mil: :lol: :lol: good 1
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Posted 06 May 2009 - 10:30 PM

That is good!!! :) :D :P :D :angry: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 11 April 2010 - 08:31 PM

LMAO!! Nice one
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:22 PM

OMG
1of the best I've read in a long time.
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