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#1 User is offline   Bettydnz 

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Post icon  Posted 07 June 2009 - 01:16 PM

Crisis in Australia

Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.

'Kevin, it's the Health Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency....!

I've just received word that the condom factory in Sydney has burned to the ground.

It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week'!

PM: 'S....! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!'

Health Minister: 'We're going to have to ship some in from Britain?'

PM: 'No chance! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!'

Health Minister: 'What about New Zealand............?'

PM: 'Ok, you call John Key - tell him we need ten million condoms, ten inches long and eight inches thick.

That way they'll continue to respect the Wallabies!'

Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open the boxes.

He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all coloured black and white,

with a silver fern printed on each one and embossed with :-

MADE IN NEW ZEALAND
SIZE: SMALL
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Posted 07 June 2009 - 01:36 PM

:) :lol: :lol: :king: :king: :D :D :) :lol: Crack up, love it


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Posted 07 June 2009 - 01:58 PM

:) :lol: :lol: :king: :king:
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Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:43 PM

it would be funny if it were only true hehehe

in reality theyd be 7 inches long and two inches wide and youd need a magnifying glass to read "made in NZ" (wouldnt be able to fit New Zealand)
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Posted 07 June 2009 - 07:49 PM

Whos cares! Was still a good laugh. Thanks for sharing
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Posted 07 June 2009 - 09:34 PM

:lol: :lol: baza :)


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Posted 08 June 2009 - 08:27 AM

:king: :D :D :) Love it Size small :) :lol: :lol: :king:
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Posted 08 June 2009 - 08:20 PM

:D :huh: :D very good
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