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#1 User is offline   Geolisciousnz 

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:21 AM

Just got this from my whanagi mummy in Aussie so thought i would share ;)

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.

She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.' :D :D :)
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#2 User is offline   The Mother 

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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:24 AM

:D Trust you!

:D :) ;) :) :huh: :mil: :mil: :mil: :mil: :mil:


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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:50 AM

I love that one :D :D :) ;) :)
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 04:11 PM

:luck: :) :D :lol: :lol:
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 06:45 PM

Very good :luck: :) :D :lol: :lol:
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 09:52 PM

Well done! :luck: :) :D
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 11:05 PM

:lol: :lol: :luck: :) :D
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:26 AM

:luck: :) :D
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 12:56 AM

Damn, guess he's not shooting blanks
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